my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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