I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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