I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
did you just send me my own nude
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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