I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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