it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
They have beer where we have blood.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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