Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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