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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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