Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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