I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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