i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
and she was petting her beer can
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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