I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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