Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Oh god it's open bar.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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