I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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