well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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