Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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