that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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