He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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