how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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