It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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