After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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