...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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