You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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