the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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