You work out of a Hotel?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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