what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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