I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
