She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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