Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
