So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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