real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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