Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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