i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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