Welp...herpes.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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