Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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