we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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