so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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