And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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