All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
