i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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