Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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