Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
vagina is talking i cant
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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