What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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