Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
