youre lurking in front of me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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