oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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