I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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