I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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