you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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