I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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