I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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