hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
