i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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