the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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