North Korea, Best Korea!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
